ESPN prematurely awards playoffs spots to The U and Fartz.
The U and Fartz have clinched playoffs spots, according to ESPN. Not so fast, my friends. Certainly, Jose and Bill have an inside track; one will secure second place in the Major Jeni Division and with it the Three or Four Seed. But it’s going to take Week 14 results to sort it out.
Headed into the Week, both The U and Fartz are 7-6 overall and Buckguys are 6-7. All three are 4-2 in the division. Jose has a huge lead in the points scored tiebreaker, up 251 over Fartz and 131 over Buckguys. Doug’s only shot at 2nd place is to win and both Jose and Bill to lose, and for Doug to outscore Jose by those 131+ points.
The Uclinches 2nd place with a win: The U would be 8-6/4-2. Even if Fartz wins to tie The U at 8-6/4-2, Jose leads in the points tiebreaker by 251 points.
The U also can clinch 2nd place with a loss (7-7/4-2) and a Fartz loss (7-7/4-2).
Fartz clinches 2nd place with a win (8-6/4-2), and a loss by The U (7-7/4-2).
Importantly, the scenario above are NOT the only road to the playoffs for The U, Fartz and Buckguys, as well as for Hounds, S*Heads and Juice. Once we remove either The U or Fartz from this equation (the most likely runner-up in the Jeni), there are four spots left for five bowl-eligible teams. I’ll do my best to figure out your chances in the next day or two.
PLAYOFF STANDINGS
Overall Record
Schedule
Seed
Won
Lost
Points
Week 14
Tiebreaker/s if any
1
THREE STOOGES
11
2
1548.66
The U
1st place in Mayor; clinched top seed
2
BAMA MEN
9
4
1416.84
Flight
1st place in Apollo
3
HEAVY FLIGHT
9
4
1461.34
Bama Men
2nd in Apollo; better record than Mayor #2 The U
4
The U
7
6
1511.08
Stooges
2nd in Mayor
5
DOLLZ
8
5
1436.44
Hounds
6
Hounds
7
6
1379.92
Dollz
More points scored than Fartz
7
Fartz
7
6
1260.06
S*Heads
8
Juice
6
7
1423.10
Pain Train
S*Heads
6
7
1396.24
Fartz
Buckguys
6
7
1380.90
Hurt Locker
Hurt Locker
5
8
1173.84
Buckguys
* eliminated
Pain Train
4
9
1266.58
Juice
* eliminated
Commodes
3
10
1303.68
OverThinker
* eliminated
OverThinkers
3
10
1136.36
Commodes
* eliminated
CAPS Clinched spot
APOLLO DIVISION
Overall Record
Divison Record
Schedule
Won
Lost
.Pct
Won
Lost
Points
Week 14
Tiebreaker/s (if any)
ALABAMA MEN
9
4
.692
5
1
1416.84
Flight
Better division record than Flight
HEAVY FLIGHT
9
4
.692
3
3
1461.36
Bama Men
DOLLZ
8
5
.615
2
4
1436.44
Hounds
Hounds
7
6
.538
3
3
1379.92
Dollz
Juice
6
7
.462
3
3
1423.10
Pain Train
Better division record than S*Heads
S*Heads
6
7
.462
2
4
1396.24
Fartz
Hurt Locker
5
8
.385
3
3
1173.84
Buckguys
CAPS Clinched playoff spot
MAYOR DIVISION
Overall Record
Divison Record
Schedule
Won
Lost
.Pct
Won
Lost
Points
Week 14
Tiebreaker/s (if any)
** THREE STOOGES
11
2
.846
5
1
1548.66
The U
The U
7
6
.538
4
2
1511.08
Stooges
More points scored than Fartz
Fartz
7
6
.538
4
2
1260.06
S*Heads
Buckguys
6
7
.462
4
2
1380.90
Hurt
Pain Train
4
9
.308
2
4
1266.58
Juice
Commodes
3
10
.231
2
4
1303.68
Thinkers
Better division record than OverThinkers
OverThinkers
3
10
.231
0
6
1136.36
Commodes
** Clinched division title
CAPS Clinched playoff spot
Week 12: It’s Our Big Black Friday Sale! Only FOUR Playoff Spots still in stock! Hurry In! Win Now!
Heavy Flight snapped up the fourth spot in the 2025 Playoffs with a win this weekend, and now only four openings remain. All .500+ teams are in the bracket, all sub-.500s are on the outside, and only two teams have been eliminated: Straight Outta The Commode and Over Thinkers. (What is the commonality here? Hmmm…) Of the eight yet to clinch a spot, ESPN rates their chances from a high of 88% (The U) to a low of 3% (Pain Train). But we know never to count out that guy, don’t we, Max?
PLAYOFF STANDINGS
Overall Record
Schedule
Seed
Won
Lost
Points
Week 13
Week 14
Tiebreaker/s if any
1
THREE STOOGES
10
2
1434.30
OverThinkers
The U
1st place in Mayor; better record than Apollo #1 Bama Men
2
BAMA MEN
9
3
1345.66
The U
Flight
1st place in Apollo
3
HEAVY FLIGHT
8
4
1356.12
Hurt Locker
Bama Men
2nd in Apollo; better record than Mayor #2 The U
4
The U
6
6
1422.84
Bama Men
Stooges
2nd in Mayor
5
DOLLZ
8
4
1313.50
Juice
Hounds
6
S*Heads
6
6
1303.74
Hounds
Fartz
More points scored than Hounds and Fartz
7
Hounds
6
6
1289.60
S*Heads
Dollz
More points scored than Fartz
8
Fartz
6
6
1143.12
Commodes
S*Heads
Juice
5
7
1293.56
Dollz
Pain Train
More points scored than Buckguys and Hurt Locker
Buckguys
5
7
1278.58
Pain Train
Hurt Locker
More points scored than Hurt Locker
Hurt Locker
5
7
1105.88
Flight
Buckguys
Pain Train
4
8
1190.54
Buckguys
Juice
Commodes
3
9
1214.96
Fartz
OverThinker
More points scored than OverThinkers
OverThinkers
3
9
1024.92
Stooges
Commodes
CAPS Clinched spot
APOLLO DIVISION
Overall Record
Divison Record
Schedule
Won
Lost
.Pct
Won
Lost
Points
Week 13
Week 14
Tiebreaker/s (if any)
ALABAMA MEN
9
3
.750
5
1
1345.66
The U
Flight
HEAVY FLIGHT
8
4
.667
2
3
1356.12
Hurt
Bama Men
More points scored than Dollz
DOLLZ
8
4
.667
2
3
1313.50
Juice
Hounds
S*Heads
6
6
.500
2
3
1303.74
Hounds
Fartz
More points scored than Hounds
Hounds
6
6
.500
2
3
1289.60
S*Heads
Dollz
Hurt Locker
5
7
.417
3
2
1105.88
Flight
Buckguys
Better division record than Juice
Juice
5
7
.417
2
3
1293.56
Dollz
Pain Train
CAPS Clinched playoff spot
MAYOR DIVISION
Overall Record
Divison Record
Schedule
Won
Lost
.Pct
Won
Lost
Points
Week 13
Week 14
Tiebreaker/s (if any)
** THREE STOOGES
10
2
.833
4
1
1434.30
Thinkers
The U
The U
6
6
.500
4
2
1422.84
Bama Men
Stooges
Better division record than Fartz
Fartz
6
6
.500
3
2
1143.12
Commodes
S*Heads
Buckguys
5
7
.417
3
2
1278.58
Pain Train
Hurt
Pain Train
4
8
.333
2
3
1190.54
Buckguys
Juice
Commodes
3
9
.250
2
3
1214.96
Fartz
Thinkers
Better division record than OverThinkers
OverThinkers
3
9
.250
0
5
1024.92
Stooges
Commodes
** Clinched division title
CAPS Clinched playoff spot
Week 11: Three Stooges, Alabama Men and Dollz walk into a bar… and walk out with a playoff spot
We crowned a division champ this week. Yes, it’s Three Stooges: masters of the Mayor Jeni Division and, perhaps, lords of the Apollo as well. The fellas’ 9-2 record is built on the foundation of a 6-1 record against Apollo foes. Against Mayor Jeni division foes: 3-1. Don’t blame us Mayors that the Stooges already have clinched; this is a shared burden, ‘Gangers.
Let us note here that Dollz beat up on the Mayors to the same 6-1 tune, and Thurm’s terrific 8-3 record and share of first place in the Apollo may owe a similar debt to his own inter-divisional prowess.
So Stooges clinch the division and a playoff spot, and Dollz and Alabama Men clinch a playoff spot. Five slots remain, and at the moment Apollo teams claim three of them: Heavy Flight, S*Heads, and Hounds. From the Mayor at the moment are Buckguys (the new 2) and The U. Is anyone out of it yet? Mathematically, no.
MAYOR DIVISION
Overall Record
Divison Record
Won
Lost
.Pct
Won
Lost
GB
Points
Tiebreaker/s (if any)
** THREE STOOGES
9
2
.818
3
1
1316.56
Buckguys
5
6
.455
3
1
NA
1182.46
Better division record than The U and Fartz
The U
5
6
.455
3
2
NA
1263.78
Better division record than Fartz
Fartz
5
6
.455
2
2
NA
1016.64
Pain Train
4
7
.364
2
2
NA
1100.24
Commodes
3
8
.273
2
2
NA
1063.64
Better division record than OverThinkers
OverThinkers
3
8
.273
0
5
NA
960.06
** Clinched division title
CAPS Clinched playoff spot
APOLLO DIVISION
Overall Record
Divison Record
Won
Lost
.Pct
Won
Lost
GB
Points
Tiebreaker/s (if any)
ALABAMA MEN
8
3
.727
4
1
1236.80
Better division record than Dollz
DOLLZ
8
3
.727
2
2
1221.22
Heavy Flight
7
4
.636
2
3
1
1278.00
S*Heads
6
5
.545
2
2
2
1207.62
More points scored than Hounds
Hounds
6
5
.545
2
2
2
1183.98
Hurt Locker
4
7
.364
2
2
NA
997.90
Better division record than Juice
Juice
4
7
.364
1
3
NA
1162.94
CAPS Clinched playoff spot
PLAYOFF STANDINGS
Overall Record
Seed
Won
Lost
.Pct
GB
Points
Tiebreaker/s if any
1
THREE STOOGES
9
2
.818
1316.56
1st place in Mayor; better record than Apollo #1 Bama Men
2
BAMA MEN
8
3
.727
1236.80
1st place in Apollo
3
DOLLZ
8
3
.727
1221.22
2nd in Apollo; better record than Mayor #2 Buckguys
4
Buckguys
5
6
.455
1182.46
2nd place in Mayor
5
Heavy Flight
7
4
.636
1278.00
6
S*Heads
6
5
.545
1207.62
More points scored than Hounds
7
Hounds
6
5
.545
1183.98
8
The U
5
6
.455
1263.78
More points scored than Fartz
Fartz
5
6
.455
1016.64
Juice
4
7
.364
1
1162.94
More points scored than Pain Train and Hurt Locker
Pain Train
4
7
.364
1
1100.24
More points scored than Hurt Locker
Hurt Locker
4
7
.364
1
997.90
Commodes
3
8
.273
2
1063.64
More points scored than OverThinkers
OverThinkers
3
8
.273
2
960.06
CAPS Clinched spot
Week 10 Fartz gets his turn on The 2 Horse
The carousel that is the Mayor Jeni Division standings finds a new Number Two this week, and with it a new Number Four Seed in the projected playoffs. Saddle up,Fartz! Your wild ride starts now. (How wild? Every team in the division save one has occupied the second spot for at least a week this season. Why, even top dog Three Stooges once were in the runner-up spot! Good times, those.)
MAYOR DIVISION
Overall Record
Divison Record
Won
Lost
.Pct
Won
Lost
GB
Points
Tiebreaker/s (if any)
Three Stooges
8
2
.800
2
1
1227.04
Fartz
5
5
.500
2
1
3
933.78
Buckguys
4
6
.400
2
1
4
1076.78
Same division record as Pain Train, but more points scored
Pain Train
4
6
.400
2
1
4
1012.00
Better division record than The U
The U
4
6
.400
2
2
4
1165.88
Commodes
3
7
.300
2
2
5
973.94
Better division record than OverThinkers
OverThinkers
3
7
.300
0
4
5
867.80
APOLLO DIVISION
Overall Record
Divison Record
Won
Lost
.Pct
Won
Lost
GB
Points
Tiebreaker/s (if any)
Alabama Men
7
3
.700
3
1
1115.36
Better division record than Flight and Dollz
Heavy Flight
7
3
.700
2
2
1205.88
Better division record than Dollz
Dollz
7
3
.700
1
2
1096.28
S*Heads
5
5
.500
2
2
2
1094.52
Better division record than Hounds
Hounds
5
5
.500
1
2
2
1078.72
Hurt Locker
4
6
.400
2
1
3
924.88
Better division record than Juice
Juice
4
6
.400
1
2
3
1071.70
PLAYOFF STANDINGS
Overall Record
Seed
Won
Lost
.Pct
GB
Points
Tiebreaker/s if any
1
Three Stooges
8
2
.800
1227.04
1st place in Mayor; better record than Apollo #1 Bama Men
2
Bama Men
7
3
.700
1115.36
1st place in Apollo
3
Heavy Flight
7
3
.700
1205.88
2nd in Apollo; better record than Mayor #2 Fartz
4
Fartz
5
5
.500
933.78
2nd place in Mayor
5
Dollz
7
3
.700
1096.28
6
S*Heads
5
5
.500
1094.52
More points scored than Hounds
7
Hounds
5
5
.500
1078.72
8
The U
4
6
.400
1165.88
Most points scored of all 4-6 teams
Buckguys
4
6
.400
1076.78
2nd most points scored of all 4-6 teams
Juice
4
6
.400
1071.70
3rd most points scored of all 4-6 teams
Pain Train
4
6
.400
1012.00
4th most points scored of all 4-6 teams
Hurt Locker
4
6
.400
924.88
5th most points scored of all 4-5 teams
Commodes
3
7
.300
1
973.94
More points scored than OverThinkers
OverThinkers
3
7
.300
1
867.80
Week 9: By the (gray) hair on his chinny-chin-chin
Have U noticed how many close games we’ve seen this season? It’s All About The U, for example, is 1-3 in games decided by 5.52 points or less, and OverThinkers are 2-1 in games decided by 0.60 or less. All told, 17 games have been decided by single digits, including this week’s 113.90 – 112.74 Hurt Locker win over S*Heads.
But the Fantasy Gods taketh, and the Fantasy Gods giveth. S*Heads may have lost that game by 1.16 points, but Kurt still scored enough to keep his place in the Playoffs by 0.48 points. That half-a-point is all he needs to outscore Buckguys, and stay ahead of other 4-5 teams Juice, Hurt Locker and Fartz in the Wild Card race.
PLAYOFF STANDINGS
Overall Record
Seed
Won
Lost
.Pct
GB
Points
Tiebreaker/s if any
1
Three Stooges
7
2
.778
1073.62
1st place in Mayor; better record than Apollo #1 Bama Men
2
Bama Men
6
3
.667
1007.06
1st place in Apollo
3
Heavy Flight
6
3
.667
1038.84
2nd in Apollo; better record than Mayor #2 Pain Train
4
Pain Train
4
5
.444
913.60
2nd place in Mayor
5
Dollz
6
3
.667
995.66
6
Hounds
5
4
.556
988.46
7
The U
4
5
.444
1059.58
Most points scored of 4-5 teams
8
S*Heads
4
5
.444
977.72
2nd most points scored of all 4-5 teams
Buckguys
4
5
.444
977.24
3rd most points scored of all 4-5 teams
Juice
4
5
.444
955.20
4th most points scored of all 4-5 teams
Hurt Locker
4
5
.444
849.90
5th most points scored of all 4-5 teams
Fartz
4
5
.444
846.76
6th most points scored of all 4-5 teams
OverThinkers
3
6
.333
1
796.48
Commodes
2
7
.222
2
868.20
APOLLO DIVISION
Overall Record
Divison Record
Won
Lost
.Pct
Won
Lost
GB
Points
Tiebreaker/s (if any)
Alabama Men
6
3
.667
2
1
1007.06
Better division record than Flight and Dollz
Heavy Flight
6
3
.667
1
2
1038.84
More points scored than Dollz
Dollz
6
3
.667
1
2
995.66
Hounds
5
4
.556
1
1
1
988.46
Hurt Locker
4
5
.444
2
0
2
849.90
Better division record than Juice and S*Heads
Juice
4
5
.444
1
1
2
955.20
Better division record than S*Heads
S*Heads
4
5
.444
1
2
2
977.72
MAYOR DIVISION
Overall Record
Divison Record
Won
Lost
.Pct
Won
Lost
GB
Points
Tiebreaker/s (if any)
Three Stooges
7
2
.778
1
1
1073.62
Pain Train
4
5
.444
2
0
3
913.60
Best division record of all 4-5 teams
The U
4
5
.444
2
1
3
1059.58
More points scored than Buckguys
Buckguys
4
5
.444
2
1
3
977.24
Better division record than Fartz
Fartz
4
5
.444
1
1
3
846.76
OverThinkers
3
6
.333
0
3
4
796.48
Commodes
2
7
.222
1
2
5
868.20
Week 8: The Groom Is In The Room
Down the aisle and into the spotlight now marches Pain Train, whose third straight win puts him in the playoff picture AND hands Three Stooges only their second loss of the year. Everything’s coming up Milhouse Maxhouse these days.
Even with that loss, Stooges’ perch atop the Mayor Jeni Division is safe — at least for a couple more weeks, if ever — and the fellas still are the playoffs’ projected top seed. Alabama Men are the new #2, however, using a win over Dollz to leapfrog Thurm into the division lead.
PLAYOFF STANDINGS
Overall Record
Seed
Won
Lost
.Pct
GB
Points
Tiebreaker/s if any
1
Three Stooges
6
2
.750
944.10
1st place in Mayor; more points scored than Apollo #1 Bama Men
2
Bama Men
6
2
.750
926.70
1st place in Apollo
3
Dollz
6
2
.750
900.16
2nd in Apollo; better record than Mayor #2 Buckguys
4
Buckguys
4
4
.500
879.72
2nd place in Mayor
5
Heavy Flight
5
3
.625
911.98
6
Hounds
4
4
.500
873.66
Most points scored of all 4-4 teams
7
S*Heads
4
4
.500
864.98
2nd most points scored of 4-4 teams
8
Pain Train
4
4
.500
822.62
The U
3
5
.375
1
917.86
Most points scored of all 3-5 teams
Juice
3
5
.375
1
818.70
2nd most points scored of all 3-5 teams
Fartz
3
5
.375
1
736.76
3rd most points scored of all 3-5 teams
Hurt Locker
3
5
.375
1
736.00
4th most points scored of all 3-5 teams
OverThinkers
3
5
.375
1
695.30
5th most points scored of all 3-5 teams
Commodes
2
6
.250
2
768.48
APOLLO DIVISION
Overall Record
Divison Record
Won
Lost
.Pct
Won
Lost
GB
Points
Tiebreaker/s (if any)
Alabama Men
6
2
.750
2
0
926.70
Better division record than Dollz
Dollz
6
2
.750
1
1
900.16
Heavy Flight
5
3
.625
0
2
1
911.98
S*Heads
4
4
.500
1
1
2
864.98
Better division record than Hounds
Hounds
4
4
.500
0
1
2
873.66
Hurt Locker
3
5
.375
1
0
3
736.0
Better division record than Juice
Juice
3
5
.375
1
1
3
818.70
MAYOR DIVISION
Overall Record
Divison Record
Won
Lost
.Pct
Won
Lost
GB
Points
Tiebreaker/s (if any)
Three Stooges
6
2
.750
0
1
944.10
Buckguys
4
4
.500
2
0
2
879.72
Same overall/division record as Pain Train, but more points scored
Pain Train
4
4
.500
2
0
2
822.62
The U
3
5
.375
1
1
3
917.86
Best division record of 3-5 teams
Fartz
3
5
.375
0
1
3
736.76
Better division record than Thinkers
OverThinkers
3
5
.375
0
2
3
695.30
Commodes
2
6
.250
1
1
4
768.48
Week 7: There’s Someone at the Door
They wore the Mark of the Beast last week (did no-one else notice his season point total of 666.02 through six weeks?), so we should’ve known that something was up (down?) with Alabama Men. Sure enough, Here’s Tommy! Your new Apollo second-place team and overall Three (Demon) Seed in the playoff standings, up from the Six Seed.
You know who else is here? Buckguys and Juice. Out of the playoff picture last week, Doug and Juice punched their tickets to the playoff party by scoring a combined 319 points in Week 6.
Three Stooges make a move, too, into the Top Spot in the projected bracket, edging the Dollz by virtue of about 46 more points scored.
PLAYOFF STANDINGS
Overall Record
Seed
Won
Lost
.Pct
GB
Points
Tiebreaker/s if any
1
Three Stooges
6
1
.857
831.72
1st place in Mayor; more points scored than Apollo #1 Dollz
2
Dollz
6
1
.857
785.50
1st place in Apollo
3
Alabama Men
5
2
.714
766.60
2nd in Apollo; better record than Mayor #2 The U
4
The U
3
4
.429
823.52
2nd place in Mayor
5
Heavy Flight
5
2
.714
817.10
6
Hounds
4
3
.571
782.20
7
Buckguys
3
4
.429
756.34
Most points scored of all 3-4 teams
8
Juice
3
4
.429
731.92
2nd most points scored of all 3-4 teams
Pain Train
3
4
.429
699.54
3rd most points scored of all 3-4 teams
S*Heads
3
4
.429
695.02
4th most points scored of all 3-4 teams
Thinkers
3
4
.429
607.02
5th most points scored of all 3-4 teams
Fartz
2
5
.286
1
643.14
More points scored than Hurt Locker
Hurt Locker
2
5
.286
1
640.20
Commodes
1
6
.143
2
679.62
APOLLO DIVISION
Overall Record
Divison Record
Won
Lost
.Pct
Won
Lost
GB
Points
Tiebreaker/s (if any)
Dollz
6
1
.857
1
0
785.50
Alabama Men
5
2
.714
1
0
1
766.60
Better division record than Heavy Flight
Heavy Flight
5
2
.714
0
1
1
817.10
Hounds
4
3
.571
0
1
2
782.20
Juice
3
4
.429
1
0
2
731.92
Better division record than S*Heads
S*Heads
3
4
.429
0
1
3
695.02
Hurt Locker
2
5
.286
0
0
4
640.20
MAYOR DIVISION
Overall Record
Divison Record
Won
Lost
.Pct
Won
Lost
GB
Points
Tiebreaker/s (if any)
Three Stooges
6
1
.857
0
0
831.72
The U
3
4
.429
1
0
3
823.52
Same overall and division record as Buckguys and Pain Train, but most points scored
Buckguys
3
4
.429
1
0
3
756.34
Same overall and division record as The U and Pain Train, but 2nd-most points scored
Pain Train
3
4
.429
1
0
3
699.94
Same overall and division record as The U and Buckguys, but 3rd-most points scored
OverThinkers
3
4
.429
0
1
3
607.04
Same overall record as The U, Buck and Pain, but worse division record
Fartz
2
5
.286
0
1
4
643.64
Commodes
1
6
.143
0
1
5
550.92
Week 6: The Beat Goes On
The Big Three won again this week, running up three of the top four scores (along with Hounds — watch out for Haydn, btw) and keeping their collective hold on the top three playoff seeds. Heavy Flight and Dollz still share the top spot in the Apollo, and Jim breaks the tie with 38 more points scored than Thurm. (How many of those are Rico Dowdle’s? All of them.) In the Mayor, no ties need be broken in crowning Three Stooges, who alone command the throne.
Division games begin this week for twelve of us, a huge relief for Mayor teams who have lost games and lunch money to those Apollo bullies. Here’s no fun with numbers (if you’re a Mayor team, at any rate):
Apollo teams are 25-17 vs Mayor teams so far, a winning rate of .595
Apollo teams as a group scored 4,536 points against Mayor teams; the Mayors countered with 4,242
Apollo teams as a group averaged 108 points per game against the Mayors; the Mayors averaged 101
Apollo teams hit the century mark in 28 games; Mayors went 100+ only 23 times
Apollo teams have had the highest score in five of six weeks: Alabama Men twice, Hounds, Dollz and Heavy Flight once each. Commodes are the only Mayor team to claim a weekly top score so far
Five of the top seven highest scoring teams are Apollo teams: Flight, Dollz, Hounds, Alabama Men and S*Heads. Only Three Stooges and The U crack the list from the Mayor side.
Apollo has cornered the star market, too. Of the 17 guys currently averaging 20+ points a game, 11 (65%) are rostered by Apollo teams.
APOLLO DIVISION
Overall Record
Divison Record
Won
Lost
.Pct
Won
Lost
Points
Tiebreaker/s (if any)
Heavy Flight
5
1
.833
0
0
736.98
More points scored than Dollz
Dollz
5
1
.833
0
0
698.56
Hounds
4
2
.667
0
0
688.36
More points scored than Men
Alabama Men
4
2
.667
0
0
666.02
S*Heads
3
3
.500
0
0
639.38
Juice
2
4
.333
0
0
558.32
More points scored than Hurt Locker
Hurt Locker
2
4
.333
0
0
548.04
MAYOR DIVISION
Overall Record
Divison Record
Won
Lost
.Pct
Won
Lost
Points
Tiebreaker/s (if any)
Three Stooges
5
1
.833
0
0
710.00
OverThinkers
3
3
.500
0
0
545.62
The U
2
4
.333
0
0
674.38
More points scored than Buckguys, Pain, Fartz
Buckguys
2
4
.333
0
0
610.98
More points scored than Fartz & Pain
Pain Train
2
4
.333
0
0
586.02
More points scored than Fartz
Fartz
2
4
.333
0
0
563.94
Commodes
1
5
.167
0
0
550.92
PLAYOFF STANDINGS
Overall Record
Seed
Won
Lost
.Pct
GB
Points
Streak
Tiebreaker (if any)
1
Heavy Flight
5
1
.833
736.88
W3
1st place in Apollo; more points than Mayor #1 Stooges
2
Three Stooges
5
1
.833
710.00
W5
1st place in Mayor
3
Dollz
5
1
.833
698.56
W4
2nd place in Apollo; better record than Mayor #2 Thinkers
4
OverThinkers
3
3
.500
545.62
W2
2nd place in Mayor
5
Hounds
4
2
.667
688.36
W3
More points scored than Men
6
Alabama Men
4
2
.667
666.02
W2
7
S*Heads
3
3
.500
639.38
L2
8
The U
2
4
.333
674.38
L3
Most points scored of all 2-4 teams
Buckguys
2
4
.333
610.98
L3
2nd most points scored of 2-4 teams
Pain Train
2
4
.333
586.02
W1
3rd most points scored of all 2-4 teams
Fartz
2
4
.333
563.94
L2
4th most points scored of all 2-4 teams
Juice
2
4
.333
558.32
L2
5th most points scored of all 2-4 teams
Hurt Locker
2
4
.333
548.04
L1
6th most points scored of all 2-4 teams
Commodes
1
5
.167
1
550.92
L3
Week 5: Welcome to Heavy Flight, Dollz and Stooges World
The Apollo Reign of Terror Tour 2025 continues. Apollo teams are beating their Mayor Jeni brethren at a .600 clip so far this season, and only the Mayor’s Three Stooges seem able to withstand the assault. The fellas have crafted the same 4-1 record against Apollo teams as HeavyFlight and Dollz have against Mayor teams, putting all three into the lead (Stooges) or co-lead (Flight and Dollz) of their divisions.
APOLLO DIVISION
Overall Record
Divison Record
Won
Lost
.Pct
Won
Lost
Points
Tiebreaker/s (if any)
Heavy Flight
4
1
.800
0
0
581.40
More points scored than Dollz
Dollz
4
1
.800
0
0
570.78
Alabama Men
3
2
.600
0
0
574.16
More points scored than Hounds or S*Heads
Hounds
3
2
.600
0
0
548.74
More points scored than S*Heads
S*Heads
3
2
.600
0
0
527.96
Hurt Locker
2
3
.400
0
0
490.90
More points scored than Juice
Juice
2
3
.400
0
0
478.66
MAYOR DIVISION
Overall Record
Divison Record
Won
Lost
.Pct
Won
Lost
Points
Tiebreaker/s (if any)
Three Stooges
4
1
.800
0
0
585.66
The U
2
3
.400
0
0
572.96
More points scored than Buckguys, Fartz, Thinkers
Buckguys
2
3
.400
0
0
522.38
More points scored than Fartz & Thinkers
Fartz
2
3
.400
0
0
490.98
More points scored than Thinkers
OverThinkers
2
3
.400
0
0
450.32
Pain Train
1
4
.200
0
0
473.84
More points scored than Commodes
Commodes
1
4
.200
0
0
467.00
PLAYOFF STANDINGS
Overall Record
Seed
Won
Lost
.Pct
GB
Points
Streak
Tiebreaker (if any)
1
Three Stooges
4
1
.800
585.66
W4
1st place in Mayor; more points than Apollo #1 Heavy Flight
2
Heavy Flight
4
1
.800
581.40
W2
1st place in Apollo
3
Dollz
4
1
.800
570.78
W3
2nd place in Apollo; better record than Mayor #2 The U
4
The U
2
3
.400
572.96
L2
2nd place in Mayor
5
Alabama Men
3
2
.600
574.16
W1
More points scored than Hounds and S*Heads
6
Hounds
3
2
.600
548.74
W2
More points scored than S*Heads
7
S*Heads
3
2
.600
527.96
L1
8
Buckguys
2
3
.400
522.38
L2
Most points scored of all 2-3 teams
Fartz
2
3
.400
490.98
L1
2nd most points scored of 2-3 teams
Hurt Locker
2
3
.400
490.90
W1
3rd most points scored of all 2-3 teams
Juice
2
3
.400
478.66
L1
4th most points scored of all 2-3 teams
OverThinkers
2
3
.400
450.32
W1
Pain Train
1
4
.200
1
478.34
L4
More points scored than Commodes
Commodes
1
4
.200
1
467.00
L2
Week 3, and still a lot of traffic at the top
APOLLO DIVISION
Overall Record
Divison Record
Won
Lost
.Pct
Won
Lost
Points
Tiebreaker/s (if any)
Heavy Flight
2
1
.667
0
0
349.88
Most points scored
Alabama Men
2
1
.667
0
0
346.52
2nd most points
S*Heads
2
1
.667
0
0
328.36
3rd most points
Dollz
2
1
.667
0
0
316.66
Hurt Locker
1
2
.333
0
0
290.92
Most points of all 1-2 teams
Juice
1
2
.333
0
0
289.60
2nd most points of all 1-2 teams
Hounds
1
2
.333
0
0
271.74
MAYOR DIVISION
Overall Record
Divison Record
Won
Lost
.Pct
Won
Lost
Points
Tiebreaker/s (if any)
The U
2
1
.667
0
0
342.30
Most points scored
Three Stooges
2
1
.667
0
0
327.40
2nd most points scored
Buckguys
2
1
.667
0
0
325.30
Fartz
1
2
.333
0
0
294.78
Most points scored of all 1-2 teams
OverThinkers
1
2
.333
0
0
291.42
2nd most points of 1-2 teams
Commodes
1
2
.333
0
0
271.78
3rd most points of 1-2 teams
Pain Train
1
2
.333
0
0
260.98
All hail The Undefeated
APOLLO DIVISION
Overall Record
Divison Record
Won
Lost
.Pct
Won
Lost
Points
Tiebreaker/s (if any)
Alabama Men
2
0
1.000
0
0
252.40
Most points scored
Heavy Flight
2
0
1.000
0
0
236.46
2nd most points scored
S*Heads
2
0
1.000
0
0
234.02
Dollz
1
1
.500
0
0
227.70
Most points scored of all 1-1 teams
Hurt Locker
1
1
.500
0
0
202.70
2nd most points of all 1-1 teams
Juice
1
1
.500
0
0
192.30
3rd most points of all 1-1 teams
Hounds
1
1
.500
0
0
180.76
MAYOR DIVISION
Overall Record
Divison Record
Won
Lost
.Pct
Won
Lost
Points
Tiebreaker/s (if any)
The U
1
1
.500
0
0
210.62
Most points scored
Buckguys
1
1
.500
0
0
206.48
2nd most points scored
Three Stooges
1
1
.500
0
0
193.20
3rd most points scored
Pain Train
1
1
.500
0
0
179.46
OverThinkers
0
2
.000
0
0
197.00
Most points scored of all 0-0 teams
Fartz
0
2
.000
0
0
188.62
2nd most points scored of all 0-0 teams
Commodes
0
2
.000
0
0
136.26
Format
Eight teams qualify for three rounds of playoffs: Quarterfinals in week 15, Semifinals in week 16 and the Final in Week 17. Eight teams qualify for the playoffs: The two division winners, the two division runners-up, and four at-large Wild Card teams based on overall record and points scored.
Division winners are seeded #1 and #2 as determined by (a) overall record then (b) points scored then (c) head to head result/s.
Division runners-up are seeded #3 and #4 as determined by (a) overall record then (b) points scored then (c) head to head result/s
Wild card teams are seeded #5 through #8 as determined by (a) overall record then (b) points scored then (c) head to head result/s.
The remaining six teams are invited to play in the Consolation Ladder in weeks 15 to 17. Ante is $50, winner take all, most points scored wins. (Game results don’t matter.)
